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Hi, pinkprincessofficial ! Welcome to Steel Samurai Sanctuary!

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Good to see you, thesharpnessofthesword.

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A wild nikowuzhere appeared.

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mousexsorento hopped into the server.

nikowuzhere

Hey what’s this?

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bravereventhanthat is here.

bravereventhanthat

hello

mousexsorento

Pip is that you??

bravereventhanthat

yeah

nikowuzhere

oh hey Mouse

thesharpnessofthesword

Welcome, everyone.

nikowuzhere

Sword!!!

thesharpnessofthesword

Hello, Niko.

pinkprincessofficial

Hi everyone!

nikowuzhere

Why have we been chosen for this mission?

pinkprincessofficial

I made this server as a sanctuary. A place where we can continue talking about Steel Samurai, without having to deal with the FUCKING documentary and the Sal Manella apologists.

nikowuzhere

Oh thank GOD

pinkprincessofficial

Yeah. I was really disappointed in the Steel Samurai Central discord, because it's FLOODED with talk about the documentary, and they won't hear a word against Sal Manella!!

Just last week Zone was calling for him to be banned from Twitter, and now when I call him a creep it's "spreading negativity??"

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Good to see you, womenwantmefishwantme.

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magistratesballs is here. Say hi!

magistratesballs

oh thank god I thought I was the only one

nikowuzhere

I know right, was no one else on fucking Twitter when he went on his many rampages?? Harassment campaigns?? I hated him just for that!

bravereventhanthat

thanks for making this discord, princess. My rewatch liveblog has been getting completely buried by Sal Manella discussion.

thesharpnessofthesword

That’s a travesty, Pip. I always get a lot out of your analysis.

bravereventhanthat

Thanks, Sword. By the way, I’m on episode 8 of season 2, I’m almost to the quote in your username.

thesharpnessofthesword

The Palace? Excellent.

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Hello, clandestinydrewustogether!

clandestinydrewustogether

Hey guys what the fuck is happening

nikowuzhere

Princess started her own server where we don’t have to talk about Sal Manella. Or hear people defend him

womenwantmefishwantme

I don't even want to OPEN Steel Samurai Central right now

fucking toxic positivity

clandestinydrewustogether

oh god yeah

I got yelled at by that man at a convention

cause of my magistrate fanart. It wasn’t up to his specifications of accuracy.

thesharpnessofthesword

he insulted YOUR magistrate fanart?? He should be grateful that you used your skills on his intellectual property.

mousexsorento

Hey can we add Zachary?

pinkprincessofficial

Oh shit Zachary

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tenvapourdebon slid into the server.

tenvapourdebon

Yall forgot me??? 🥺 Forgot me????🥺

pinkprincessofficial

Sorry you haven't been online in a few days

tenvapourdebon

no big deal

thanks for what you’ve done here. I cannot stand to hear one more person downplay the very real shit he did

pinkprincessofficial

I searched the servers for everyone who was somewhat active and expressed dislike for the...topic...and invited them here. Some people didn’t accept my invite but I’m happy to see some familiar faces in our Sal Free Zone

Princess

By the way, please change your names to your nicknames again AND make an intro in #intros or I’m gonna lose it.

thesharpnessofthesword

Right

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intros WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! Search

Princess

Name: Princess

Pronouns: She/her

Age: mid 20s

Fav Character: The Pink Princess

Extra fact: I’m the server owner!

thesharpnessofthesword

Name: Sword

Pronouns: he/him

Age: early thirties

Fav Character: The Steel Samurai

Extra fact: I have been in the Steel Samurai fandom since the forum days.

clandestinydrewustogether

Name: Sarah

Pronouns: she/they

Age: 24

Fav Character: W...Will Powers...I MEAN THE STEEL SAMURAI

Extra fact: it’s literally snowing outside my house right now as we speak.

mousexsorento

Name: Mouse or Sorento

Pronouns: they/them

Age: 27

Fav Character: Puma King

Extra fact: I’m a-mouse-said-that-to-a-kia-sorento on Tumblr, unfortunately known for several viral Destiel posts

tenvapourdebon

Name: Zachary

Pronouns: he/him

Age: 22

Fav Character: Evil Magistrate

Extra fact: I got my guitar signed by Will Powers one time

nikowuzhere

Name: Niko

Pronouns: he/they

Age: 27

Fav Character: Steel Samurai

Extra fact: Will Powers’ Steel Samurai was the first time I ever felt gender envy, thanks Steel Samurai for my gay AND trans awakening

magistratesballs

Name: Vondi/Chrom

Pronouns: he/they

Age: 25

Fav Character: Puma King!!!

Extra fact: I am one of the dozens of people who does not live in the United States

bravereventhanthat

Name: Pip

Pronouns: they/them

Age: 20

Fav Character: impossible to choose

Extra fact:I have watched the original Steel Samurai run over 15 times in my life

womenwantmefishwantme

Name: Star, Matt, Calliope

Pronouns: any

Age: 19

Fav Character: Nickel Samurai

Extra fact: I'm on the world leaderboard for Aquarium Simulator :]

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Princess

Don’t mind me I’m just restructuring some of the channels

Zachary

Hey Princess, question

Princess

Yes

Zachary

Can we have one channel? To contain any bouts of haterism about Sal?

Mouse/Sorento

Oh that's a good idea

Zachary

AND can I make it? I have a pun idea.

Princess

Yeah sure, I'll just give you mod permissions

Zachary

I am mad with mod power. Thanks Princess

#whatre-you-looking-at-sal-manella

Message #general-2

whatre-you-looking-at-sal-manella confine all discussion of Sal Manella to this channel Search

Pip

I don't get it

Zachary

It’s a joke from something I like. The real quote is “What are you looking at, salmonella?”

Pip

Oh

Pip

Lol

Zachary

I am very funny

Message #general-2

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Zachary

I am mad with mod power. Thanks Princess

#whatre-you-looking-at-sal-manella

Princess

Thanks Zachary. Now don’t go warning people for excess negativity for saying what Sal Manella actually did in real life!! Looking at you, MagistrateZone….

StarJar

wait, Zone did what??

Princess

Oh yeah I got warned for excess negativity in Steel Samurai Central. Officially!!

StarJar

Oh my god

That’s so stupid

Princess

You're telling me

I don’t know if it’s just to keep things running smoothly in big discords, or

StarJar

No like

It's really only a problem if the disagreements turn into harrassment

I run my own server and it has about a thousand people in it, and me and my mods don’t fucking do that shit

Zachary

I’m sorry, you own a server with a THOUSAND PEOPLE?!

StarJar

Yeah! It’s about Aquarium Simulator

Princess

What's that?

StarJar

WAHHH ITS MY FAVORITE GAME EVERRRR

StarJar

It’s literally on its base level, an aquarium simulator. You start with one giant tank, and you either fill it up based on vibes (my sister) or you hyperfixate on every possible interaction between the numerous options and make spreadsheets about it (me)

most people in my server are uh. The second type. I have to tell people to calm down sometimes

Niko

Oh hey I've played that game. I'm definitely the first type of player though

StarJar

Niko you have to trust me. I am looking you in the eye. You don’t have to make ANY other changes but. Always have an odd number of snails ok? Always have an odd number of snails.

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@StarJar I run my own server and it has about a thousand people in it, and me and my mods don’t fucking do that shit

Princess

Holy shit, Star

Do you want mod powers too??

StarJar

FUCK NO

I love having no responsibilities here :]

Princess

Fair enough!

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liveblog-everyone-else for everybody else Search

Pip

why is the channel named like that lol

Princess

#pips-liveblog-channel

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pips-liveblog-channel For Pip's liveblogs! Search

Pip

OMG

thank you princess!!!

Princess

You're welcome!

Pip

I'm about to start the end of season 2 in 30 minutes

This is so great

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Zachary

Yay, a steel samurai channel!

Princess

Yes!

Zachary

Now we can have arguments

Sword

Most certainly

Has anyone here seen the German dub?

Princess

Not this shit against Sword

Sword

Princess. I need to survey those with taste.

@SwordHas anyone here seen the German dub?

StarJar

No

@SwordHas anyone here seen the German dub?

Mouse/Sorento

I don't think so

@SwordHas anyone here seen the German dub?

Zachary

I saw a couple clips on YouTube of the voice actors, seems pretty good

Sword

I would go as far as to say that it’s superior. Especially the Evil Magistrate.

Princess

IT IS NOT. THE VOICE IS TOO DEEP AND IT DOESN’T SUIT THE CHARACTER!!

Sword

DIE BY MY SWORD, PRINCESS, IT IS THE PERFECT TIMBRE!!

Princess

FUCK OFF!!!

Zachary

Why do I get the feeling that you squabble like an old married couple about this on the regular

Niko

I literally saw them argue about this exact thing on Steel Samurai Central once

Sword

I will not rest until I am victorious!

Niko

Okay Evil Magistrate 😂

Sword

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Vondi/Chrom

My localization has the best version of the Evil Magistrate y’all are both wrong

Nothing can touch Vondi Dómari

Stefán Karl Stefánsson I miss you...:(

Niko

A challenger approaches!!

Princess

Ooooh Vondi do you have a clip?

Vondi/Chrom

Probably

Yeah here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucZAeHrnoWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIHOw-0pxCo

Niko

Oh. My god

How does he growl like that??

That's.

That's hot

...put me in horny jail

Vondi/Chrom

😂😂😂 this bit was a formative memory for me in my childhood

Princess

I cannot understand a single word but I LOVE THIS

Sword?

Sword

...

Fine. This is absolutely phenomenal voice acting

Princess

VONDI YOU ARE VICTORIOUS

Sword

I am willing to concede, where needed.

Vondi/Chrom

ÁFRAM ÍSLANDDDDDDDD

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Zachary

STEFAN KARL STEFANSSON??? THE GOAT MENTIONED??????

Vondi/Chrom

Oh you know it

Zachary

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Sword

I still believe in the superiority of the German dub to the English dub

Princess

I'M SURE YOU DO!!!

Niko

I'm watching it again

This man’s voice...is smooth as hell…I forgot what we were talking about

Zachary

Niko I am losing it that this is how you're finding out about Stefan Karl

He was in Lazytown?? We Are Number One??

Niko

Wait what the fuck was that the same guy?!

Zachary

YEAH

Niko

WHY AM I HOT FOR ROBBIE ROTTEN

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Vondi/Chrom

I am absolutely DYING over here

@SwordHas anyone here seen the German dub?

Pip

I agree with Princess. The German voice actor is too deep for my tastes.

Sword

Et tu, Pip?

Princess

YESSSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU PIP THE STEEL SAMURAI EXPERT

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StarJar

How is everyone tonight?

Zachary

my fingers hurt

StarJar

why??

Zachary

been too long since I played guitar

Niko

You play?

Zachary

Haven’t for a while. Didn’t even plug it in. I was just playing the Steel Samurai theme

StarJar

Can we hear it??

Zachary

lmao noooooo no no no. I am so unpracticed

Plus I’m only playing one of the riffs over and over

Niko

If you ever wanna post it here I’ll clap and cheer

Zachary

Thanks Niko

I'll think about it

but not right now

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Zachary

Princess can we make a vent channel?

Princess

Zachary, you’re a mod! you can do whatever you want

Zachary

Just wanted to make sure

Princess

Yeah of course

I have an idea though

#the-medicine-tent

Zachary

clever

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the-medicine-tent Tell us your woes Search

Zachary

my girlfriend broke up with me and I'm sad as fuck about it

StarJar

What the fuckkk I'm sorry zachary

Zachary

yeah. Me too

Niko

You gonna be okay?

Zachary

I dont know right now

I thought I was gonna be fine

but it's been 48 hours now and it's really pressing in on me while I sit here in the dark

It's probably for the best. But is it? I don't know. My brain feels like static

StarJar

God relatable

Zachary

It's just that. I don't know what to think.

She's been part of my life for over a year and now she's just...gone. It fucking hurts.

Niko

Did you live together or

Zachary

God no. I live with my parents

But now my parents are bringing up a whole bunch of shit I did as a teenager that has NOTHING to do with the time I was with her and doesn't even overlap, to prove I'm a bad boyfriend or something?? It's nonstop. It's fucking non stop.

I've been skipping meals so I don't have to hear about it

Niko

That's. Insane?

But lowkey my parents do that too

Zachary

Wait for real I thought I was the only one

Niko

Yeah no, they like to let me know about all my sins on a regular basis. I think they're salty that I quit going to confession

StarJar

Catholicism mentioned

but for real, Zachary. I'm so sorry

That's two shit situations rolled up into one terrible cinnamon roll

Zachary

God I’m so fucking hungry 😭

Niko

Can you sneak out the window?? Down to the corner store??

Zachary

There is no corner store. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere

Niko

Damn

Okay

Zachary

There's fireflies I could eat I guess

StarJar

NO!!! THEY ARE INNOCENT!!!

Sneak out to the kitchen instead

Zachary

I'll have to wait until they go to bed. The more time I spend cooking in there the riskier it is

Niko

Why cook? Just eat a head of lettuce

Zachary

ksdkdflsdh good god Niko I’m not eating a head of lettuce

Niko

I’m trying here man, what else ya got

Zachary

Of the leafy vegetable variety??

We might have some bagged salad

@ZacharyOf the leafy vegetable variety??

Niko

I MEANT IN GENERAL

BUT SURE WHY NOT

Zachary

Niko. Star. I'm going to risk it all, for the two of you.

Platonically of course

Niko

Of course

Zachary

Niko. Star. I'm going to risk it all for you.

I am going to attempt to sneak into the kitchen. Undetected.

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StarJar

It's been like five minutes now…where is he…

Niko

I have never been on the edge of my seat like this in my life

Zachary

THERE

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Happy? I got myself a handful of spinach and ran away while they were watching TV

StarJar

You are gripping that shit SO HARD

Niko

YESSSSSSSSSSSS now eat it

Zachary

I did. Shoved all of it in my mouth like a giraffe

And I really do feel better. Thanks guys.

StarJar

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This you?

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Zachary

STOPPPPPPP

Niko

Zachary, you have inspired me to eat a vegetable

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StarJar

Me too

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Niko

We should make a channel where we show our vegetables that we eat. For Zachary

StarJar

FOR ZACHARY🥗🥗🥗🥗

Zachary

What am I the vegetable king???

Princess

Zachary, I came in here to give you my sympathies and virtual hugs, because breakups are so fucking hard!! but by the end of this I was absolutely cracking up

you guys are so funny

#proof-of-vegetables

Zachary

This is insane. This is insane

Zachary🥗👑

I guess this is my life now

Message #the-medicine-tent

proof-of-vegetables Prove that you ate a vegetable. To Zachary.

StarJar

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Niko

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Vondi/Chrom

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