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Sword
I went and looked back at the Steel Samurai Central, to try to source a fanfiction that I remembered, and I saw someone saying that Sal Manella was unfairly targeted by the law because he is an introvert.
This is a preposterous and fully indefensible position.
Mouse/Sorento
Sword I have to ask
why do you talk like that
Sword
Talk like what.
Mouse/Sorento
all formal and shit
Sword
Oh. The formality of my speech.
Mouse/Sorento
“The formality of my speech” THATS THE SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
I have never even seen you drop a punctuation mark
Sword
I see. Well it is simply some quirks that I have picked up over time. I was always an oddly formal child, but also…I spent a lot of my formative years on classic media forums. Mostly classic samurai movies, which were my father's favorite. There was a certain…locution, that was expected, on a few of them. And so I adjusted my speech to match.
I actually really enjoy placing punctuation. It feels odd to just leave it off like this
Eugh
Mouse/Sorento
fantastic taste, both you and your dad. I love old Hollywood samurai movies
Zachary🥗👑
Damn sword I didnt know you were old
Sword
No no. I was far too young on those forums. But none of them ever knew that. Because of my diction.
Niko
I cant believe you developed lawyerspeak just by being a cinema nerd
Sword
What the hell is lawyerspeak.
Niko
It’s the way that lawyers talk in court! Like they’re always crafting poetic sentences in real time. Like…Phoenix Wright or something.
Zachary🥗👑
Phoenix Wright doesn’t talk like that.
Niko
He kinda does. Sometimes.
Zachary🥗👑
That's a terrible example man
Niko
Whatever. I don’t keep up with Lawyer TV that closely. He’s just the only lawyer I remembered.
Zachary🥗👑
He got disbarred in 2019!!
Sword
You’re comparing me to Phoenix Wright? The defense attorney?? I should sue you in civil court for that.
Zachary🥗👑
See, Sword, you could totally become a lawyer, you already talk like one.
Sword
That is an insult to Code Of The Samurai dot com, the forum that raised me. They had no idea what kind of social media circus the law would turn out to be.
Mouse/Sorento
Sword I knew that you don't even watch courtTV and thus it is extra funny that you managed to develop lawyerspeak completely independently. because of Samurai media.
Sword
Yes, I would consider that very…ironic.
I now hate the term lawyerspeak with the passion of a thousand suns.
Mouse/Sorento
Hey maybe they were all secretly lawyers!! Maybe everybody on Code of the Samurai were actually lawyers, and they raised you to talk like them. Like Remus and Romulus and the wolves
Zachary🥗👑
Are you saying that Sword was raised by lawyers??
Sword
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Princess
you would not believe how fucking hard my brother is laughing at this. He knows lawyers.
Zachary🥗👑
Does he know the wild pack of lawyers that Mouse is saying raised Sword??
Princess
“There ARE some lawyers out there that I would deem wild animals.”
Mouse/Sorento
I'm going insane
Sword
I hate this. I am now going to leave this conversation, and watch Swords Crossed with Honor (1955) instead.
Mouse/Sorento
The black and white one?? STREAM IT STREAM IT STREAM ITTTTTT
Sword
Despite your part of this very aggravating conversation, I will never deprive anyone of seeing Toshiro Mifune at his peak. Meet me in the voice channel.
Mouse/Sorento
LETS GOOOO
Princess
Aww, not the remake from 2005? I loved the remake when I was a teen!
Sword
Princess I am NOT doing this with you right now. Join us in the voice channel so you could be educated on what true cinema is.
Princess
I sure will! But this conversation is not over 😈
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